How smart will you be in this.
Made by Ulster Weavers this PVC apron has smart pink ties. As it is PVC it is very easy to wipe clean so doesn't need washing very often for all you lazy housewives out there. If you like this you may like to see the other matching items. There are linen tea towels, melamime coasters, tee shirts prints and cards. Is the world full of fashion victims do you think?
Perhaps the lady of the house could have this and the gentleman of the house could be resplendent in Shaken not stirred, that's assuming he knows what its for, and where the kitchen is. Do you detect a note of hollow irony?